I spent most of today Bag Packing and will be doing so again tomorrow, so to help keep spirits up here are a few christmas jokes.
A definition of Christmas
when everyone gets Santa-mental
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
a sad candy cane
Why was the Christmas tree not feeling well?
it had tinsel-itus
What key does everyone have at Christmas?
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
because it’s Decembrrrrr
What’s a monkeys favourite Christmas song?
Todays blog is going to be some more cheesy jokes.
Q: A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me.
A: I thought to myself ‘That’s mature’
Q: Why was the cheesemonger lopsided?
A: Because she only had one Stilton
Q: Why can’t you make clothes out of cheese?
A: Because fromage frays
Q: WHat’s a pirates favourite cheese?
Q: What’s the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it’s holy
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say Cheese
Q: What did the cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q: What do you call cheese that’s sad?
A: Blue cheese
Q: When shouldn’t you believe what your cheese is saying to you?
A: When it is too Gouda to be true
Q: What can you do with a cheesy credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie
Q: Why don’t cheese fans care about their finances?
A: because the best things in life are brie
In honour of todays BLOGMAS, I am going to tell you a few of my favourite cheese jokes. A few of them are from Dad84s cheese advent calendar. Most of the jokes are pretty cheesy.
Q: What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Q: Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory?
A: There was lots of de Brie
Q: Which hotel do mice stay in?
A: The Stilton
Q: Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down a tree?
Q: What cheese do you use to disguise a horse?
Q: Which cheeses is used to surround a Medival Castle?
Q: How do you handel a dangerous cheese?