In honour of todays BLOGMAS, I am going to tell you a few of my favourite cheese jokes. A few of them are from Dad84s cheese advent calendar. Most of the jokes are pretty cheesy.
Q: What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A: Halloumi
Q: Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory?
A: There was lots of de Brie
Q: Which hotel do mice stay in?
A: The Stilton
Q: Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down a tree?
A: Camembert
Q: What cheese do you use to disguise a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q: Which cheeses is used to surround a Medival Castle?
A: Moatzerella
Q: How do you handel a dangerous cheese?
A: Caerphilly