Todays blog is going to be some more cheesy jokes.
Q: A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me.
A: I thought to myself ‘That’s mature’
Q: Why was the cheesemonger lopsided?
A: Because she only had one Stilton
Q: Why can’t you make clothes out of cheese?
A: Because fromage frays
Q: WHat’s a pirates favourite cheese?
Q: What’s the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it’s holy
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say Cheese
Q: What did the cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q: What do you call cheese that’s sad?
A: Blue cheese
Q: When shouldn’t you believe what your cheese is saying to you?
A: When it is too Gouda to be true
Q: What can you do with a cheesy credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie
Q: Why don’t cheese fans care about their finances?
A: because the best things in life are brie